I've got meself a brand new job
Down at our local cop shop
Working in the IT department
I fix the PCs' PCs
Rid them of viral disease
Make them politically correct
Yes I make the PCs' PCs PC
Flush the ram and memory
It's political corectness gone met
But I also get computers
Wrapped in plastic bags
Evidence from perverts and crime scenes
I have to look inside you see
It makes your flesh creep, dearie me
You should see what I can see
When I'm rebooting Windows
Lots of porn, lots of wee
Not the game console, oh dear
You should see what I can see
When I'm rebooting Windows
There's some whose on the dark web
And some who're in the deep
And some who fantasise over
Webbed fingers and feet
If you know your history
Don't show it to your granny
Oh you should see what I can see
When I'm rebooting Windows
Hard drives full of muck and bile
Talk about X files
Oh you should see what I can see
When I'm rebooting Windows