I'm hanging from the lampost at the corner of our street
I'm your friendly nazi neighborhood spy
Oh me, oh my
I'm better than cctv or Wifi
I'm a funky little fascist
I was on the BNP list
But now they've hung me out to dry
Oh me, oh my
It would bring a tear to a jap's eye
If only I had been around when there was Trump and Brexit
Or a secret dossier - I'd know how to sex it up
I'd have a field day and a field marshall's breakfast
As a correspondent for the Daily Mail or Daily Express
I'm hanging from the lampost at the corner of our street
I'm your friendly nazi neighborhood spy
I'm hanging from a lampost
Have a swing,
Grab hold me ankles
I'm your friendly nazi neighborhood spy